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NShore.Allen
Sat Jun 20 2020, 02:19PM
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Fri Oct 11 2019, 11:33AM
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Sat Oct 12 2019, 05:31PM
jungle joke
Ernest T. Bass
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2 5674 ©ammy ⭐
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Fishing Joke
MtMan
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3 5026 Delj
Thu Mar 07 2019, 07:04PM
Tone that 50 yr old body!!!
Delj
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It snowed
Ernest T. Bass
Sun Dec 09 2018, 09:28AM
4 3824 Rumor Mill
Sat Feb 23 2019, 11:33AM
Dog + tortoise + blanket = shenanigans
MtnBluebird
Fri Feb 22 2019, 04:28PM
2 2165 ©ammy ⭐
Fri Feb 22 2019, 08:35PM
LEXOPHILIA
Delj
Mon Feb 18 2019, 04:26PM
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Tue Feb 19 2019, 08:51PM
The World Is A Cat...
©ammy ⭐
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1 3100 MrOwl
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Sad News from Minnesota
Delj
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5 3897 MrOwl
Fri Nov 30 2018, 10:31AM
better use of smart phone
NShore.Allen
Fri Nov 23 2018, 10:00AM
2 3191 ©ammy ⭐
Fri Nov 23 2018, 09:04PM
How government works
Socalman
Mon Nov 12 2018, 08:59AM
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Mon Nov 12 2018, 06:00PM
fishing
MtMan
Tue Oct 02 2018, 09:21PM
1 3534 MrOwl
Wed Oct 03 2018, 05:28AM
Professionals review new healthcare laws
Delj
Wed Sep 12 2018, 07:52PM
1 3552 Socalman
Sat Sep 22 2018, 06:44AM
More Aviation
Delj
Sun Jul 15 2018, 08:56PM
2 4356 Socalman
Sat Sep 22 2018, 06:42AM
A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER
©ammy ⭐
Sat Jan 07 2012, 06:43PM
1 3818 MrOwl
Mon Aug 13 2018, 02:51PM
Lexophilia
MrOwl
Mon Aug 13 2018, 07:17AM
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Aging
MrOwl
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8 7180 Delj
Fri Jun 29 2018, 03:18PM
Medical Field
Delj
Mon Jun 11 2018, 08:07PM
1 3832 Craig ⭐
Tue Jun 12 2018, 06:50PM
Lie Detector Robot
Socalman
Tue Mar 06 2018, 11:22PM
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Another groaner!
Socalman
Fri Sep 15 2017, 11:14AM
4 5806 MrOwl
Tue Feb 20 2018, 09:00AM
Star Wars food?
Socalman
Sun Jan 21 2018, 08:11AM
1 3877 MrOwl
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Fake macaroni
Socalman
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3 4449 MrOwl
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Football joke
Socalman
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Sep 28 : 03:42pm
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Sep 28 : 03:16pm
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Reported Structure Fire Fawnskin: MISTAKEN ID - Cancelling The Response
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Sep 28 : 03:16pm
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Sep 28 : 01:18pm
USFS: #ElDoradoFire Video Update 09/28/20
Incident Commander Mike Wakowski. Thank you to the communities, this fire was personal
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doo·hick·ey
Sep 28 : 01:15pm
Thought to myself, 99% chance it wasn't him.

doo·hick·ey
Sep 28 : 01:10pm
A half dozen low alt heli passes for Carlos, the missing off duty firefighter, were just seen.

Yesterday, I saw, by the ole goat house, Shay/baldwin, a mountain biker (phat tires kind) no helmet. That was the spitting image and build of him. I didn't have time to backtrack...
Say hey what's your name?
Chopper is back again.

KrazyKristin
Sep 28 : 01:02pm
Is it just Forest Falls without power still? According to the Red Cross rep at my friend's hotel, the generator/s are coming up here today and we may have power by this Friday. Guess I'm headed for the laundromat!

Not Kidding
Sep 28 : 12:54pm
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Not Kidding
Sep 28 : 12:54pm
Spiceguy - have you had these kissing bugs in the past? I know they bite (they like to bite you in the face, ick!). Not to be alarmist but they are also known to carry Chagas disease, here is an article from the Patch, be careful!!!!

seal20
Sep 28 : 12:23pm
Pretty good wind gusts heading up now.

Benny ⭐
Sep 28 : 12:21pm
Fire's not doing too bad, had a real good header yesterday, simmered down a bit today. Just burning through some unburned fuels within the perimeter/containment lines. [Click Here]

seal20
Sep 28 : 12:02pm
El dorado fire looks like it's flaring up. Can see a significant plume from down the hill.

Socalman
Sep 28 : 11:40am
Hello everyone. Just wishing you all a happy week.

Have a great day!

Spiceguy
Sep 28 : 11:27am
Caught a Kissing Bug in our bedroom last night.

solargardens
Sep 28 : 11:25am
Just an FYI.
The Big Bear Eagle cam is back up and streaming again on YouTube.


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I wanted to add, great info on local residence billing, mountainart.We have our (Sep 28 : 01:04pm)

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Sounds great. Will have to give it a try, perhaps later this week or next week. (Sep 28 : 11:39am)

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The Health Forest Program thinned skyline around 2010 for population protection, (Sep 28 : 10:14am)


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