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Oso
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Mtn.goat John
Feb 10 : 06:20am
Have a wonderful day!

Enjoy tomorrow.

ROCK
Feb 10 : 06:18am
that time have a great day

Mtn.goat John
Feb 10 : 06:18am
Btw I can't be that old. My license expires in 2164, seems legit

Mtn.goat John
Feb 10 : 06:16am
No, I paid a guy downtown to make one.

ROCK
Feb 10 : 06:15am
they gave you a DL at your age?

Mtn.goat John
Feb 10 : 06:15am
Wake her up and inform her of our plans. I'll wait......

Mtn.goat John
Feb 10 : 06:14am
I just looked at my drivers license, crap you're right I am old.

ROCK
Feb 10 : 06:13am
ok

Mtn.goat John
Feb 10 : 06:13am
Then let her go and tell us how it was. We can go fishing.

ROCK
Feb 10 : 06:12am
me too.... wifey thinks otherwise

Mtn.goat John
Feb 10 : 06:11am
I vote for something other than a Dr's visit

ROCK
Feb 10 : 06:10am
no youre old


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