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Oso
Thu Feb 09 2012, 07:21AM Email Thread Print View
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Van
Jul 31 : 08:59am
Its looking green if thats what you mean

Dragon
Jul 31 : 08:37am
Anyone know if Baldwin lake is looking nice after the rains?

ROCK
Jul 31 : 06:27am
see you on the trail

Mtn.goat John
Jul 31 : 06:27am
Marvelous

Mtn.goat John
Jul 31 : 06:26am
That time. Have a fantastic weekend!!

ROCK
Jul 31 : 06:26am

ROCK
Jul 31 : 06:25am
its family reunion weekend

Mtn.goat John
Jul 31 : 06:25am
I'll guess then. I got a 50-50 chance

ROCK
Jul 31 : 06:24am

Mtn.goat John
Jul 31 : 06:23am
At least give me a chance. Which side of the lake will you be on?

Mtn.goat John
Jul 31 : 06:20am
My banner add at the top said Learn to MTB Month at Snow Summit.

Gonna take me more than a month to learn.


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