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Oso
Thu Feb 09 2012, 07:21AM Email Thread Print View
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Mornin' cricket.

RetiredRedHat
Apr 25 : 02:54am
CK, if you told me I have forgotten. What is it you are studying for?

ChattieKathie
Apr 25 : 01:49am
Have a good night RRH! :-)
I was logged on earlier today picking on the morning crew, then went back to studying for an exam.
Six more weeks of school!

RetiredRedHat
Apr 25 : 01:27am
Nite all.

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RetiredRedHat
Apr 24 : 11:28pm
I agree, CK?

ChattieKathie
Apr 24 : 08:22pm
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Craig (KJ6BCM)
Apr 24 : 08:17pm
And MGJ, to answer your upcoming question..... No...

Craig (KJ6BCM)
Apr 24 : 08:16pm
MGJ, Benny was PREDICTING what you might ask in the near future. Isn't he good or what?

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Thanks Benny, glad I asked

RetiredRedHat
Apr 24 : 06:51pm
.16 precip here in Crestline.

Benny (N6BWX)
Apr 24 : 06:12pm
Here and there MGJ, about a tenth of an inch at my place, most areas under a quarter. They had quite a bit out in the desert behind us. May get some more drizzle/light rain tonight and/or tomorrow...

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