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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Mtn.goat John
May 22 : 04:18pm

ROCK

***SCM ALERT***
May 22 : 04:03pm
PER ME96 - THIS APPEARS TO BE A SINGLE VEHICLE TC INTO A ROCK - THE DRIVER HAS FLED - CHP ON SCENE - CANCEL THE REST OF THE RESPONSE

***SCM ALERT***
May 22 : 03:59pm
ME96 ON SCENE OF A SINGLE VEHICLE - LOOKS LIKE IT WAS INVOLVED IN A HEAD ON TC - NO OCCUPANTS IN THE VEHICLE OR AREA

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May 22 : 03:54pm

TYPE: TRAFFIC INCIDENT
AREA: BIG BEAR CITY
UNITS: ME96 R96 MA291
0 0XX 1536 116 5632 - BBC WINDY POINT X 2 VEH TC,RP WAS ON THE LAKE NO FURTHER DESC TO CHP, BDC _1328747 SAN BERNARDINO C

***SCM ALERT***
May 22 : 10:09am
PER SPRING I.C. - FIRE IS KNOCKED DOWN - WAITING FOR UTILITIES

***SCM ALERT***
May 22 : 09:43am
ALSO HAVE THE BALANCE OF ANY CALFIRE AND FOREST SERVICE UNITS CANCEL

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May 22 : 09:42am
PER SPRING I.C. - CANCEL ANYTHING INCOMING THAT IS NOT ON SCENE

Bookworm
May 22 : 09:36am
MULTIPLE EXPOSURES. SO FAR FIRE CONFINED TO THE STRUCTURE

Bookworm
May 22 : 09:35am
HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO ENTER RESIDENCE.

Bookworm
May 22 : 09:34am
CAL FIRE AND FOREST SERVICE RESPONDING

Bookworm
May 22 : 09:31am
EVERYONE OUT OF RESIDENCE

***SCM ALERT***
May 22 : 09:23am
Power Lines Down and Live Ammo at this Residence that is on fire.

Bookworm
May 22 : 09:22am
POWER LINES DOWN. FULLY INVOLVED A-FRAME. EXPOSURES

Bookworm
May 22 : 09:21am
Fully involved single family residence on Spring.

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May 22 : 09:18am
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