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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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The BBSO is really cool. I got to tour the facility last summer. There are actually two telescopes, the big one that has a very narrow focus and a small one that looks at the full disk. Hope they stay around for a while.

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Interesting article on the big bear solar Observatory in the LA Times today. "at the forefront of solar astronomy"

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