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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Sep 18 : 11:17am
Its always a good day in the mountains!!

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Sep 18 : 11:00am
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Sep 18 : 09:59am
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Sep 18 : 06:26am
Well that time.
Have a fantastic day!!!!!!

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that time have a great day

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