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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Benny (N6BWX)
Jul 28 : 07:15pm
Hey Doug, ya clean up your mess? Probably got an inch of rain your way today...

Benny (N6BWX)
Jul 28 : 07:13pm
Neat sunset! [Click Here]

Mtngirl2
Jul 28 : 06:07pm
I see that BootsnBridles and I got the same autocorrect issues!!!

Benny (N6BWX)
Jul 28 : 05:10pm
They're doing lightning reconnaissance and putting out spot fires....

BootsNBridles
Jul 28 : 05:06pm
Helo. Not help. stupid phone...

BootsNBridles
Jul 28 : 05:06pm
Anyone know what's up with the help by EL?

KK
Jul 28 : 04:56pm
Ugg! Was just OK Rock!

Mtngirl2
Jul 28 : 04:40pm
Gotta love autocorrect! 3rd times a charm! Helo!!

Mtngirl2
Jul 28 : 04:39pm
lol. That would be help no hell

Mtngirl2
Jul 28 : 04:33pm
Very low flying large hell by Erwin Lake/Hamilton Ranch area??

ROCK
Jul 28 : 04:24pm
were you just K back then?

KK
Jul 28 : 04:20pm
I remember when we were part timers and our whole bottom room flooded of of North Shore! Weeeee,

WoolyBear
Jul 28 : 04:01pm
Dry in Moonridge just like it never rained.

Mtn.goat John
Jul 28 : 03:55pm
Abbreviated version

Mountainlvr
Jul 28 : 03:52pm
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