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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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butterflyaway
Jul 02 : 10:30pm
earthsky.org/.../visible-planets- tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn- mercur...

butterflyaway
Jul 02 : 10:30pm
Venus and Jupiter I believe.

bills grandson
Jul 02 : 10:13pm
What are the bright stars, planets, or what have you that are high up in the Western sky. I thought they were planes but they don't seem to be moving. Very bright

NShore.Allen
Jul 02 : 09:51pm
Totally awesome moonrise over the lake tonite..

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HondaBabe
Jul 02 : 06:41pm
Have a Safe and Happy Independance day everyone!!
Miss you guys terribly!! I actually have been looking for work and an apartment. Who knows!!

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bills grandson
Jul 02 : 05:31pm
One thing that is true everywhere in the mountains and will be ignored by many.
It drives me nuts that they are sold all around. I won't even go downtown on the fourth because there are so many around here

There are no fireworks allowed anywhere in the mountains

bills grandson
Jul 02 : 05:16pm
The San Bernardino national forest is separate from the city and county areas. I hope everyone will use common sense beyond what any law says.
The think that scares me and I couldn't believe can be sold is the Burnie.
These things will cause problems and should be outlawed in the forest

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NShore.Allen
Jul 02 : 04:52pm
open fires = fire department visit.

Airport Razz
Jul 02 : 04:47pm
Never mind, just saw the facebook post from sherriff's. I think that makes the final decision to just stay the heck home. Good luck to all that adventure out there Saturday .

Airport Razz
Jul 02 : 04:37pm
Speaking of the 4th, anyone know about a rumor I heard that the Sherriff's will be requiring the traffic to go one way around the lake after the fireworks??

Mountainlvr
Jul 02 : 03:40pm
I agree it's a good idea! People are confused however because the Sheriff Dept is advising ok on private land. I'll be using Propane and hope everyone practices caution

Mtn.goat John
Jul 02 : 03:29pm
Mountainlovr
"No wood or charcoal fires anywhere on the San Bernardino National Forest."

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Mountainlvr
Jul 02 : 03:23pm
It should go perhaps without saying but there is much confusion on Facebook. Are charcoal BBQ's ok on private land? The county says NO. Nothing that can create a spark and charcoal can if there are breezes or wind. Natural gas and Propane only.


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