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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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RetiredRedHat
Oct 31 : 10:38am
Will it be Melgiving this year?

Lumbe® Jill
Oct 31 : 08:37am
Welcome BBNona!

BBNona
Oct 31 : 08:06am
My husband and I got her first cabin in 1998 and of course we watch the weather since we are part-timers. Goal is to eventually retire up there one of the most beautiful places in the world.

Ernest T. Bass
Oct 31 : 08:00am
Ahahaha, dang goat was going so fast we got a ticket!!!

NShore.Allen
Oct 31 : 07:58am
Hi ho BBNona and welcome!

Cornbread
Oct 31 : 07:57am
Good morning and welcome to the forum BBNona

BBNona
Oct 31 : 07:52am
Good morning all! I just signed on last night to Ben's weather but I've been reading you guys for years! I enjoy watching the weather and also get a kick out of all your posts. So I stop being lazy and signed up. Thanks Craig for all your help👍

Mtn.goat John
Oct 31 : 06:28am
Better than the Chads costume.

ROCK
Oct 31 : 06:28am
you to

ROCK
Oct 31 : 06:27am
hey look you and ernie [Click Here]

Mtn.goat John
Oct 31 : 06:27am
Have a wonderful weekend!!

Mtn.goat John
Oct 31 : 06:24am
Mod squad goat is pretty good too.

Mtn.goat John
Oct 31 : 06:23am
Any pink dress.

ROCK
Oct 31 : 06:21am
which one?

Mtn.goat John
Oct 31 : 06:20am
The pink dress is my favorite.


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