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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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May 23 : 06:43am

TYPE: TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
AREA: LUCERNE VALLEY
UNITS: ME8 MA8
332XX OLD WOMAN SPRINGS RD - LUC STA 8 X ALLEN WAY/LADERA AVE LAT/LON:34443988 /11XX37492

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RetiredRedHat
May 23 : 01:47am
My wife Kim is working five in a row over the holiday weekend. Seeing 14 patients over Saturday and Sunday.

RetiredRedHat
May 23 : 01:40am
Morniin' NrsKay.

hooboggled
May 22 : 11:55pm
Areas of dense fog on the 38.

RetiredRedHat
May 22 : 11:53pm
Everyone have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, and keep all of those men and women who sacrificed their lives to give all of us the freedom we enjoy everyday in your thoughts.

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May 22 : 04:33pm

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AREA: ANGELUS OAKS
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WoolyBear
May 22 : 04:30pm
Very low clouds in the mountains.

NShore.Allen
May 22 : 03:49pm
drive up 330-18 was OK, lots o boats being brought up for the weekend.

Fog was pretty thick on the AC.

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May 22 : 09:50am

TYPE: TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
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UNITS: BC122 R99 BC125 ME9 ME23 ME551 AMR32 CALCOM
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WoolyBear
May 22 : 08:06am
Overcast in Moonridge. Sun trying to peak through.

Vandal
May 22 : 07:43am
HWY 38 is still drizzly, wet, and foggy from Mill Creek to South Fork campground.

Mtn.goat John
May 22 : 06:24am
Have an outstanding weekend!

ROCK
May 22 : 06:24am
that time....have a great day

Mtn.goat John
May 22 : 06:23am
He is lonely though


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