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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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BadBear420
Apr 16 : 08:27am
NSA wash your mouth out

NShore.Allen
Apr 16 : 07:18am
Detroit had a record snow year: 94.5". Maybe next year it's our turn.

Mtn.goat John
Apr 16 : 06:25am
Have a great day!
TY

Mtn.goat John
Apr 16 : 06:24am
That will be painful

Mtn.goat John
Apr 16 : 06:24am
But chili isn't a traditional Easter dinner.

ROCK
Apr 16 : 06:23am
its time have a great time

ROCK
Apr 16 : 06:22am
well I'm the only one in the faily that can cook besides her

Mtn.goat John
Apr 16 : 06:21am
Just asking. Figured she'd weigh her options.

ROCK
Apr 16 : 06:20am

Mtn.goat John
Apr 16 : 06:19am
Cool! I figured you would.
Did she accept?

Mtn.goat John
Apr 16 : 06:18am
Training wheels off? Are you kidding? When I get Ernie's age my walker will have six wheels.

ROCK
Apr 16 : 06:16am
yeah invited her for dinner

ROCK
Apr 16 : 06:15am
cant wait for the day you take your training wheels off

Mtn.goat John
Apr 16 : 06:15am
You going to spend Easter with mom?


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