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What life gives you

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Oso
Thu Feb 09 2012, 07:21AM Email Thread Print View
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Craig (KJ6BCM)
Jul 23 : 09:58pm
Sorry, thanks Lumber Jill.... I must read ALL posts before asking questions

Craig (KJ6BCM)
Jul 23 : 09:58pm
My cable appears to be working normal out here in Shay Meadow. Did you guys ever get yours back?

BadBear420
Jul 23 : 09:11pm
Why can't that happen when the politicians are flapping their gums.

Lumbe® Jill
Jul 23 : 09:09pm
I think it's back

Lumbe® Jill
Jul 23 : 09:05pm
Some random odd channels are working

Marty
Jul 23 : 09:04pm
Yes, we are out BBC

Lumbe® Jill
Jul 23 : 09:02pm
Anyone elses Charter TV out?

Sun Diego
Jul 23 : 07:48pm
Hello Big Bear, I am cooking at Camp La Verne last week and this week and came over to catch up on my e-mail and get some coffee and look at houses. I love it up here.

campingmom
Jul 23 : 07:41pm
SCM Thank you. We are heading up tomorrow for some camping. Was hoping it wouldn't be too smoky. Looking forward to cooler temps.

***SCM ALERT***
Jul 23 : 07:28pm

TYPE: FIRE TYPE UNKNOWN
AREA: BIG BEAR LAKE
UNITS: MT281
438XX CANYON CREST DR - BBLC X COLUSA DR/S WOLF RD LAT/LON:34231011 /116845307

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Craig (KJ6BCM)
Jul 23 : 06:56pm
Watching live video from NBC4's helicopter (online). It looks pretty intense.

Mtn goat John
Jul 23 : 06:41pm
Kay I hope he and all of them stay safe. This thing is a monster. Inciweb just updated at 20,000 acres and 10% containment at this timer.

ChattieKathie
Jul 23 : 06:32pm
Hi NrsKay, Prayers for you, your husband, and all the firefighters. My fireman-Dan is off duty due to shoulder surgery. So glad he's home.

Craig (KJ6BCM)
Jul 23 : 06:26pm
NrsKay, prayers to you, your husband, and all of our incredible firefighters!

Lumbe® Jill
Jul 23 : 06:22pm
I pray he and all his comrades, stay safe, MrsKay


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