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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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cricket
May 25 : 11:45am
It is so cold. If it rains it will snow.

ChattieKathie
May 25 : 11:44am
MGJ can rock a pantsuit, too! 😄
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Benny (N6BWX)
May 25 : 11:41am
Mostly cloudy, windy and cool. Chance of afternoon thundershowers today....

WoolyBear
May 25 : 08:03am
Bright sun, no wind and brisk temperature.

Socalman
May 25 : 07:12am
Good morning all. Looks like we should have great weather today.Have a fantastic day!

ROCK
May 25 : 06:19am
have a great day

Mtn.goat John
May 25 : 06:19am
That time
Have a great day!

Mtn.goat John
May 25 : 06:17am
I knew you'd go poking around the internet looking for pictures of that.

ROCK
May 25 : 06:16am

Mtn.goat John
May 25 : 06:13am
Don't call me Hillary. I can rock a tutu, pant suit not so much.

ROCK
May 25 : 06:12am
ok hillary

Mtn.goat John
May 25 : 06:11am
I missed it. Back to National Whine day.

ROCK
May 25 : 06:10am
yesterday

Mtn.goat John
May 25 : 06:10am
When is National I hit the lotto day?

ROCK
May 25 : 06:08am


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