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Thu Feb 09 2012, 07:21AM Email Thread Print View
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Craig (KJ6BCM)
Aug 24 : 09:12pm
Carll, I haven't had the opportunity to read all of the posts, but whatever Lindstrom that is causing you trouble is not associated with me.

Carll
Aug 24 : 09:10pm
And tutored Mathematics and science since 1972

Carll
Aug 24 : 09:09pm
Ski Patrol, Chamber of Commerce Ambassador, Discovery Center, Elks, Kiwanis, CERT, and a few other community organizations Also taught CPR and First Aid for American Heart

Carll
Aug 24 : 09:03pm
Ski Patrol

Carll
Aug 24 : 09:03pm
Been involved in The Big Bear Valley since 1989

Carll
Aug 24 : 09:01pm
Been here 5 months neat Hesperia which was under mandatory evacuation

Carll
Aug 24 : 09:00pm
You are confused

Carll
Aug 24 : 09:00pm
You are correct

Lumbe® Jill
Aug 24 : 08:12pm
I'm confused...do you live in Big Bear or in the Bluecut area?

TheUnforgiven
Aug 24 : 08:11pm
don't tell anyone, it's called capitalism

Carll
Aug 24 : 08:09pm
Home ownership has decreased in the United States of America due to recent government policies and to greedy people with a real estate license

Carll
Aug 24 : 08:06pm
From our rental home

TheUnforgiven
Aug 24 : 08:06pm
feel better now

We all need to vent sometimes.

Carll
Aug 24 : 08:06pm
And recently we had to pack up and evacuate due to the Bluecut Fire

Carll
Aug 24 : 07:57pm
It's ok the new owners girlfriend is a pilot


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