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Oso
Thu Feb 09 2012, 07:21AM Email Thread Print View
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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Juliann
May 06 : 07:36am
Thanks for report WoolyB....

WoolyBear
May 06 : 06:44am
Mostly sunny in Moonridge and 31°.

I can see clouds coming over the mountains.

echofox
May 06 : 06:31am
OK, I'll bite. Good Morning!

Mtn.goat John
May 06 : 06:06am
Good Morning

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May 06 : 06:00am

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ChattieKathie
May 05 : 11:14pm
Lol @ MGJ & BC!

bc
May 05 : 10:39pm
Excellent! I love low pressure. It's so, you know, low pressure.
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Benny (N6BWX)
May 05 : 09:30pm
Showers and thunderstorms are starting to pop up across southern California; expect shower activity to increase through tomorrow as low pressure arrives.

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May 05 : 02:35pm
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May 05 : 02:30pm

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Mtn.goat John
May 05 : 01:30pm
Hey! We haven’t grown so attached that you can’t be replaced. Dan on the other hand…….





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ChattieKathie
May 05 : 10:41am
Omg!
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