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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of [censored].'
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RetiredRedHat
Sep 04 : 12:45am
Morning Van.

***SCM ALERT***
Sep 03 : 09:46pm

TYPE: COMMERCIAL STRUCTURE FIRE
AREA: RUNNING SPRINGS
UNITS: E50 BE271 ME91 E95 CH3600 CLOCK10
315XX HILLTOP BLVD - RSP X SUNSET DR/VALLEY VIEW DR LAT/LON:34208367 /117114596

More Info: Click Here

Just Thinkin'
Sep 03 : 06:50pm
Aha! And an ever-expanding membership they have.

RetiredRedHat
Sep 03 : 06:03pm
Just Thinkin', Association of Idiots.

Kev250R
Sep 03 : 05:20pm
Does anyone know what the time-line for finishing the repaving on Hwy 38? I know it was started last summer but stopped last Fall and doesn't appear to have started again. Just curious

Airport Razz
Sep 03 : 03:55pm
I remember Matich doing the same operation before the fire evacuations in 2003 and it was the final knife in the back for no longer traveling to Lake Arrowhead for work. I had to pay anywhere from 3-4 hours extra a day just for the crew to sit in traffic breaks. What a nightmare, at least this time I wont have to deal with it too much. Good luck to anyone going back and forth to Lake Arrowhead/Crestline.

JWFirePro
Sep 03 : 03:51pm
I have been dealing with Matich working on North Bay (Arrowhead). They seem to be efficient and their drivers are uncommonly courteous when it comes to using turnouts etc.

Just Thinkin'
Sep 03 : 03:38pm
RetiredRedHat- What does AOI stand for?

***SCM ALERT***
Sep 03 : 03:05pm
Hwy 38 has reopened in both directions from the earlier traffic incident in the Jenks Lake area.

Ernest T. Bass
Sep 03 : 01:59pm
billboy, we have a member that will keep us well informed about Matich as he works for them. He will tell us of all delays and problems.
Thanks for your information

billboy
Sep 03 : 12:23pm
It is months -not weeks:
Matich Corporation begins an 18-month road construction project Wednesday, Sept. 9, that stretches from Talmadge Road in Big Bear Lake to Crestline.

The projects includes grinding and asphalt overlay. Work takes place from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday though Friday. One-way traffic control will be in effect and delays are expected. Motorists are advised to use alternate routes to and from the mountains, and to use North Shore Drive if it's necessary to use Highway 18 to Highway 330.

***SCM ALERT***
Sep 03 : 12:16pm
At this time one lane of Hwy 38 is open around the traffic incident in the Jenks Lake area.

***SCM ALERT***
Sep 03 : 11:31am
HWY 38 IS CLOSED IN THE AREA OF JENKS LAKE - SEMI VS VEHICLE - FUEL SPILL - 1 INJURY

***SCM ALERT***
Sep 03 : 11:23am

TYPE: TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
AREA: BARTON FLATS
UNITS: E98 ME283 MA282A BP98
STATE HWY 38 / E JENKS LAKE RD - BFL X LAT/LON:34172522 /116848871

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***SCM ALERT***
Sep 03 : 11:15am

TYPE: TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
AREA: BARTON FLATS
UNITS: E98 ME283 MA282A
STATE HWY 38 / E JENKS LAKE RD - BFL X LAT/LON:34172522 /116848871

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