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The longest nerve in the human body.

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Oso
Sun May 06 2012, 07:45AM Email Thread Print View
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Longest Nerve In The Body
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a crappy outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.

My public service is done for the day!


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Ernest T. Bass
Sun May 06 2012, 08:33AM

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stolen!

I don’t need your attitude thanks, I have one of my own!

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How to keep your head warm.
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Oso wrote ...

How to keep your head warm.


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