I was gonna post this in the News forum, but I think it's better placed here:
SAN BERNARDINO - A suspected thief was in extremely grave condition early Saturday after he cut wires at a Southern California Edison substation and was electrocuted, police reported.
The San Bernardino man, whose name was not released because his family hadn't been notified, was taken to a hospital, police Lt. Mike Madden said.
At about 2 a.m. police received several calls reporting a person was on fire at the Edison facility at Rialto and Stoddard avenues, Madden said.
Best quote of the article: Officers and emergency personnel "found a male in his mid-20s who was in fact on fire," he said.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
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