Registered Member #53 Joined: Sun Oct 15 2006, 10:14PM : Posts: 455
My dad occasionally sends me emails that are political and/or funny. I rememeber when I was 13 (which is more decades ago than I care to admit) he showed me a printout of a really X-rated joke and to this day I have no idea where he got it. I'm sure not going to post it here, even if I did still have it!
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people just don't like me anyway.
Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, '911'!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me They were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life, Because Life is a journey to be savored.
(ed note) I definitely agree with that last line. As far as I know, I'm not terminally ill, unless one of my ex girlfriends finds me.
Well I guess I'll just sit here and blow up then, shall I?
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Hiya Bookie, just wanted to thank you for posting all you do. Often times, I will repost to FB. You never know who's gonna see these posts and I believe in getting the info out there so people may be helped. Rock on!
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a bit late to the party.. you don't need the waiver to ride the sky chair if you are walking. Only bike riders need the waiver. The walk down is a different path this year and steeper.
Words of wisdom from my dad
Glad the baby's safe.