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| MrOwl |
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God's Plan for Aging?
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember its God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do here, today, may be a burning issue somewhere else, tomorrow.
Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.
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| Tlingit |
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Kaagwaantaan Tlingit
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All make sense to me, especially #4 lol. Sage words.
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| MrOwl |
| Sun Feb 25 2018, 10:46AM |
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GETTING OLDER
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is
marked 'NO REFILLS'.."
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| MrOwl |
| Sun Feb 25 2018, 10:49AM |
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First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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| MrOwl |
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Thank goodness I'm not to that point!
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| MrOwl |
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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
By the time I got my leotards on,
The class was over.
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I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD".
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| Delj |
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I know that I am aging!
Everything hurts except for the parts that no longer work!
To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell. |
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 Mtn.goat JohnSep 20 : 07:35pmIt was a hit and run with the fleeing male driver being injured in the first impact. He hit a number of other vehicles along the way in multiple locations. Ended up in custody and being transported for treatment.
QuakesSep 20 : 07:23pmIt must have been quite a bad accident. The sirens were blaring for 20 minutes.
***SCM ALERT***Sep 20 : 06:47pmTYPE: TRAFFIC ACCIDENT AREA: LAKE ARROWHEAD TIROL LN / WEST SHORE RD - LAA X UNITS: ME92 ME94 MA91 More Info: Click HereLive Scanner: Click Here
***SCM ALERT***Sep 20 : 05:38pmFOREST SERVICE ON SCENE VEG FIRE 7 OAKS - 2 BY 2 FOOT SPOT - CAN HANDLE - CANCEL ALL OTHER UNITS
***SCM ALERT***Sep 20 : 05:37pmFOREST SERVICE IS IN THE AREA OF REPORTED VEGETATION FIRE - 7 OAKS - SO FAR UTL - PUTTING A HOLD ON THE AIRCRAFT
***SCM ALERT***Sep 20 : 05:34pmNot seeing anything on the San G cam but 7 oaks is a bit out of the frame of that camera...
CasadelgadoSep 20 : 05:33pmRazz, that is the one I meant. We were only looking at the flashing lights. Then got home and that fire is about 1/2 mile up our street from us. Glad we weren't home.
***SCM ALERT***Sep 20 : 05:30pmFULL MULTI-AGENCY RESPONSE TO A REPORTED VEGETATION FIRE AT THE ENTRANCE TO 7 OAKS RESORT OFF GLASS ROAD IN BARTON FLATS
***SCM ALERT***Sep 20 : 05:30pmTYPE: VEGETATION FIRE AREA: BARTON FLATS SEVEN OAKS RESORT - BFL SEVEN OAKS RESORT - 39950 GLASS RD X UNITS: BC148 BC128 BP98 WT99 BE9 ME96 ME283 BE282 GHC15-1 C6-1 VHFTAC More Info: Click HereLive Scanner: Click Here
Airport RazzSep 20 : 03:44pmWhen I went by, only 1 car left in center, going onto flatbed. lady sitting in EPL parking lot with a couple of dogs. Ambulances gone already. Someone has a bad headache from the condition of the windshield. No seatbelt maybe? And now a medical run around the corner. Anyone around me RUN!!!!!!!! lol. Or take me to Vegas and bet opposite what I do.
Airport RazzSep 20 : 03:42pmFortunately Benny wasn't involved in either incident, just caught up in the aftermath. Seemed like my 'gremlin' had branched out there for a bit  . Casa, the head-on was the one in front of El Polo Loco. Enough damage that there was some speed, and probably someone not paying attention.
CasadelgadoSep 20 : 02:51pmAirport, was that head on by the school and Dr. Almarez'? We drove into Big 5 and it really looked bad. Had to be at least 10 minutes before the ambulances took off, two of them. Was looking for some follow up here too.
Benny (N6BWX)Sep 20 : 02:45pmSorry about that Razz, glad you're ok! I posted a few more pics of the fires aftermath... [Click Here]
Airport RazzSep 20 : 01:35pmRough afternoon. What looked to be a head-on in the center lane followed by a major structure fire. Time to go home and hide
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