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Professionals review new healthcare laws

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The medical community is unable to reach consensus on what to do with America's health insurance situation.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a'holes in Washington.

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Good ones Delj!
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I feel bad for bringing this up again earlier this morning. I was off line all day yesterday so didn't see about Benny's thread. Good idea to keep it all in one place for easy referencing back in case someone actually can come up with a good idea and can use the thread as evidence to make proposals to the powers that be. I copied my earlier post and added a bit to it in the "Big Bear Snowplay" thread. I do think a little quick cross traffic between here and there might be a good thing though.

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booboo Von's parking lot looked packed as we were leaving Staters. I guess we just hit the crest of the wave.

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booboo looks like my tummy jumped the gun. I see BBNona is making made linguini with clam sauce, beef stew and chili! Great cooking weather!

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