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Professionals review new healthcare laws

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Delj
Wed Sep 12 2018, 07:52PM Email Thread Print View
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The medical community is unable to reach consensus on what to do with America's health insurance situation.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a'holes in Washington.


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Good ones Delj!
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Fordawgg
Feb 17 : 12:04pm
Anyone been on the 18 recently thank you

QuietOne
Feb 17 : 12:02pm
I'm a gonna shovel the deck enough to get to the firewood and then bake some bread. I absolutely love the smell of baking bread on a cold winter's day!

Desert Way Jay
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SCM Funny! Clouds are rolling in. Bar the door, Katy!

Desert Way Jay
Feb 17 : 12:01pm
Snow flurries in East BBC near HS

BBNona
Feb 17 : 12:00pm
I just got back from stater also..had the get asparagus! Thx for the tip booboo! Honestly we should all meet at Staters before the crowds..

pipeliner
Feb 17 : 12:00pm
Right on the money Ben, thanks!!

QuietOne
Feb 17 : 11:59am
I feel bad for bringing this up again earlier this morning. I was off line all day yesterday so didn't see about Benny's thread. Good idea to keep it all in one place for easy referencing back in case someone actually can come up with a good idea and can use the thread as evidence to make proposals to the powers that be. I copied my earlier post and added a bit to it in the "Big Bear Snowplay" thread. I do think a little quick cross traffic between here and there might be a good thing though.

***SCM ALERT***
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DWJ, glad you stocked up before round 83 of snowmageddon !

Desert Way Jay
Feb 17 : 11:51am
jujubean Yay! And yes, Sherry is a sweet heart. A hard worker and always a kind word.

Desert Way Jay
Feb 17 : 11:50am
booboo Von's parking lot looked packed as we were leaving Staters. I guess we just hit the crest of the wave.

jujubean
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Deser Way Jay so good to hear!! I love Sherry!! Cable guy here now!! Yay

Desert Way Jay
Feb 17 : 11:46am
booboo Now that is funny right thar! Enjoy your vittles!

booboo
Feb 17 : 11:41am
BB has linguini with clam sauce, beef stew and chili!
Wow on trip to Staters.We have all these visitors driving up,where did they go? Aliens get em?Dont want that,Ive heard of these colonoscopy's the Aliens do to you.

Desert Way Jay
Feb 17 : 11:38am
booboo looks like my tummy jumped the gun. I see BBNona is making made linguini with clam sauce, beef stew and chili! Great cooking weather!

booboo
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Fawnskindawn,what channel for the 500?



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