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NShore.Allen
Fri Nov 23 2018, 10:00AM Email Thread Print View

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I was sitting on the sofa next to my wife who was eating and looking at her phone. My phone rang in the kitchen where I had it charging. I went to get it and it was a text from my wife "please bring the salt when you come back".

A smile is a curve that can set things a lot of things straight
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Delj
Fri Nov 23 2018, 02:28PM
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AHA, someone smarter than the smartphone!!!

To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.
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...took me a second, but that's pretty funny!
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BrownBear
May 19 : 10:55pm
Just wondering if it's too late to put in my guess for the snow amount...has that been extended until June?

ChattieKathie
May 19 : 10:12pm
That’s a relief!
Thanks LJ!

Lumber Jill ⭐
May 19 : 09:43pm
Chattie...notice how the snow is not melting on the eagles? They are well insulated. They will be fine. It's the rain that's hard on them. That's when hypothermia is a huge risk

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May 19 : 09:34pm
R-2 Southbound SR-330 near Running Springs (MM 43.90 at the 6043 foot level)
Running Springs thru to Lower Passing Lane
Chains or traction devices are required on all vehicles except four wheel / all wheel drive vehicles

ChattieKathie
May 19 : 09:29pm
Oh! My heart goes out to our eagles!
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May 19 : 09:22pm
Expect the chain requirements to expand from Snow Valley to the Big Bear Dam here shortly based on cams... It is lightly snowing out here in east Big Bear. Things are turning white!

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May 19 : 09:18pm
Might as well continue the winter season.... Just got to get all of that Spartan stuff out of the way and then we are back in business!

Benny ⭐
May 19 : 09:18pm
Wonder when the snowmaking indicator will go on!

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May 19 : 09:15pm
There they went.... Talk about timing...

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May 19 : 09:14pm
Per Scanner: CHP is advising Caltrans that Highway 18 between Snow Valley and Big Bear (Arctic Circle) are turning white with snow. Expect chain requirements to go info effect here soon...

IDKnothin
May 19 : 09:09pm
(are out)

IDKnothin
May 19 : 09:09pm
Snow plows our out and about here on the 18 through Arrowbear. We have about an inch of the white stuff sticking on the road. As it cools down, I suspect we will have a few cars slipping on the road. Be careful out there. Well, what do you know, just as I type this there is someone spinning their wheels, digging another hole in my driveway. Lovely.

Carter
May 19 : 08:55pm
Dang. of course it calemd after i posted

Carter
May 19 : 08:52pm
Oh wow! the eagle nest is getting dumped as of now!
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