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Delj
Thu Nov 29 2018, 08:31PM Email Thread Print View
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly He was 75.

A dozen celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and the original Captain Crunch. The grave was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served as a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.


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Polar Orbit
Thu Nov 29 2018, 09:26PM
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Really old, but still funny. Oldies can still RISE to the occasion.
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Delj
Thu Nov 29 2018, 10:02PM
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A good add-on! :^)

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Fri Nov 30 2018, 05:22AM

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Hope the family is rolling in dough.

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Fri Nov 30 2018, 09:55AM
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Keep it up and we'll rewrite the obituary!!!

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That's the yeast we can do.

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Cap'n Crunch
Dec 13 : 04:13pm
Hi Owl,
I'm already on WU but the wiFi connection was disrupted when one of my Charter ports (?) quit on me. WU was installed on 2g and now only 5g is working. I'm waiting for tech support (Mrs. Crunch) to straighten it out.

MrOwl
Dec 13 : 03:08pm
Or if you already signed up for a WU station ID you can ad your Ambient station on there.

MrOwl
Dec 13 : 03:06pm
Cap'N what trouble with WU. On your Ambient dashboard click the devices tab on the left and then Weather underground and enter you device info.

Cap'n Crunch
Dec 13 : 02:57pm
Dian,
I too recently purchased the Ambient 2902(a) and am very pleased with it. The installation and console setup was a breeze. However, hooking up to Weather Underground was more challenging but I suspect that would be the case with Davis as well. I'm currently experiencing a problem with WU and if you're interested in learning more, send me a PM.

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A while back I was also looking for that WX station thread. Just wanted to mention some more stuff about WS-2902(A). If you want to add another display console for another part of the house, you get the WS-1900. Same thing as 2902, just no wifi, which you don't want anyway. Conflicts reporting to web. I bought a complete WS-1900 for $92 shipped and now have extra display console AND complete sensor array (outside unit) which is exactly same as 2902 for replacement parts. A WS-1900 console only is about $53 shipped and that console & array sepparately is about $130.



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