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Delj
Thu Nov 29 2018, 08:31PM Email Thread Print View
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly He was 75.

A dozen celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and the original Captain Crunch. The grave was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served as a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.


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Thu Nov 29 2018, 09:26PM
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Really old, but still funny. Oldies can still RISE to the occasion.

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Thu Nov 29 2018, 10:02PM
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A good add-on! :^)

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Fri Nov 30 2018, 05:22AM

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Hope the family is rolling in dough.

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Fri Nov 30 2018, 09:55AM
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Keep it up and we'll rewrite the obituary!!!

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That's the yeast we can do.

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BaughHumbug
Jun 06 : 01:13pm
Re: Fireworks in BBL:
Pubished 5/29/2020 by San Bernardino County (Covid-19 update):

"With the Fourth of July on the horizon, we want everyone to know that public fireworks displays can still take place. But they can only be viewed from cars and private yards -- we are not yet ready for gatherings in parks and on athletic fields."

If the above will still be in effect on 7/4 is unknown. BB Lake city council meets this Tuesday so there might be more info then as to what the City plans to do.

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Chip: Lake Arrowhead cancelled theirs due to requirement from San Bernardino County.

SCM ALERT🚨
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Story and photos of yesterday's plane crash that tragically took the life of Shery August-Doucette and her daughter Gineva. Praying for the rest of her family in this very difficult time.
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Jun 06 : 11:10am
Thanks Craig

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Jun 06 : 11:10am
No final decisions yet Chip.... Big Bear has flexibility to have them almost anytime this year so they could plan to go for the 4th, another date in 2020, or just scrap it all together.

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6/6/ 2020

Press Release:

Big Bear Airport regrets to report that Friday, June 5, an airplane registered to Big Bear resident Christopher Hark was involved in a fatal accident near Redlands. It has been confirmed that two of the fatalities were Shery Doucette, an Airport employee, and her 11-year old daughter, Gineva.

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