How Goat Simulator Won the Internet
Dave™, Tue Jan 08 2019, 03:13PM

Hey, John. Check this game out. Here's the description in iTunes:

** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

DISCLAIMER
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

KEY FEATURES
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat

And here's the iTunes link: [Click Here]

Re: How Goat Simulator Won the Internet
Mtngoat John⭐, Tue Jan 08 2019, 06:42PM



The disclaimer should also say to be used only by trained professionals. Kermit says it ain't easy being green, well...…


Re: How Goat Simulator Won the Internet
©ammy, Wed Jan 09 2019, 07:44PM